Monaco
Monaco is far less sophisticated than you would expect. There are lots of ugly powerboats and plenty of flash sports cars, but it's all very tacky and tasteless and nouveau riche as if all the cast of Dragons' Den had turned up for the same weekend. There's plenty of cheap tourist crap too -- temporary tattoos, crappy jewellery and such. Having neither the interest in nor the budget for such things, we spent the day hanging out on the beach drinking beer, catching rays and waiting for night to fall.