Dubrovnik
Massive cruise ships drop off huge numbers of overweight sightseers in groups of about fifty, each of which is dragged from site to site by a bored tour guide dressed in phoney white maritime uniforms with fake rank badges on the shoulder. You know you’re in tourist hell when you see a group led by a guide holding aloft a paddle marked “Royal Caribbean Group 9”. All you can think is “Oh fuck! There’s at least 8 more groups of them.”