Split
Split was much better than Dubrovnik. It certainly had loads of tourists, but it's just about big enough to handle them. I actually quite liked the place. It’s all cosy little alleyways that lead here there and everywhere. Coffee shops and beer gardens abound. The city centre is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, as is everywhere else in the world, and there’s a cathedral built by some Roman guy whose name you can look up in the Lonely Planet if you really give a shit which I know you don’t.