The women in Bratislava were just stunning. I have never seen so many women for whom the phrase "leggy supermodel" must have been coined. At one point I really thought there must be some sort of local version of London Fashion Week going on, but then I noticed that they were clearly just ordinary women doing their shopping or waiting for a bus or any one of the thousands of things ordinary women do. I really wanted to scream "Go to London! Have a modelling career." But I didn't and, as a result, the leggy supermodelly girls of Bratislava continued to serve coffee, sit behind supermarket tills and work part-time at the mobile phone store.